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Joe and Steve, the artists Joe, would you want to go bowling? What on Earth is that person doing all the way out there? For God’s sake, Steve! No, he wouldn’t.” My parents found out I was smoking and instead of paying me in cash, they gave me gift cards. The dealer claims to understand and accepts it, no questions asked.” Though adulthood is all about taking responsibility for your own decisions in life, a little pause through dirty adult jokes can really perk you up. Have a look at the dirty jokes below and don’t forget to share them in your circle. I’m going out with an English teacher, which is a bit awkward because she keeps correcting my grammar during sex. She’s particularly annoyed at my improper use of the colon.

All day long it’s in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I? The reason trees bloom in the spring is so their foliage will be out of the water in the summer months.” Ever since the start of my trip, I’ve been trying to get in touch with Linda George, the woman who stood up for Bell End (which probably referred to a bell pit in a bygone mine), successfully petitioning for its protection in 2018. When we finally speak my travels are almost done. I ask her, why go to battle for Bell End? Men actually have a chance of finding a quarter when they search for it. Hilarious Dirty Minded Jokes What four-letter word begins with “f” and ends with “k,” and if you can’t get it you can always just use your hands?

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We’ve got a bunch of rude gifts for her and him in our collection, for any occasion. Actually maybe not any occasion, we don’t think these will go down too well at 80 th birthdays, funerals or graduations. But if you’re looking for funny rude gifts then you’ve come to the right place. How about a metre long penis pillow, which is so soft and makes the perfect companion for all the singletons out there or for when your partner’s away. We’ve also got stress balls in all sorts of shapes and sizes, rude mugs, jelly sweets and more. Offensive Gifts

What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.” The annoying thing about Christmas is running out of batteries because the kids want them for their toys. I’m sorry, but if Christmas is coming – so am I.I have a long shaft. I always penetrate with the tip first and I always come with a quiver. What am I?

If you were born in September, it’s pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.

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I didn’t have sex at all, not a scrap til I was 67. And that was cos I’d no small change for the window cleaner.

If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can’t have a headache and sex at the same time?

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