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The Best Ever Book of Jamaican Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who

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Funny Gay Jokes I was talking to my gay friend the other day, and he said, “You know, being gay is a lot like being left-handed.” I was a bit confused, so I asked him how. He replied, “Well, we both know how to handle things the right way, but sometimes it just feels more fun to go left.”

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Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort, gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled downstairs. With labored breath, he leaned against the door frame, gazing into the kitchen. Were it not for death’s agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven, for there, spread out upon waxed paper on the kitchen table were literally dozens of ‘Gizzadas’. Riggle mi dis, riggle mi dat:I can travel from there to here by disappearing and here to there by reappearing. What is it?

I told a Jamaican musician that I loved his reggae music. He smiled and said, “Thank ya, mon. Just trying to spread some island vibra-shuns.” Why did the Jamaican big boy go on a diet? He realized that he couldn’t eat curry every day and still fit into his favorite dashiki! Teacher asks class: "use the word Dandelion in a sentence" Teacher asks class: "use the word Dandelion in a sentence" Yardman was in bed with his wife when her phone went off at 3 am. He answered it and angrily replied “Why the raas you don’t go call the weather office and find out. The wife asks “Who is it calling so damn early in the morning?” Yardman says “Some idiot asking if the coast clear” Madman Mail Box Humor has long been an effective tool in activism, and the LGBTQ+ community has embraced this strategy to effect positive change. Funny gay jokes can act as a vehicle for activism, shedding light on important issues while engaging a wider audience. They serve as a means to start conversations, change perspectives, and create a more inclusive society. Appreciating the SubtletiesI noticed a Jamaican athlete practicing her high jump. She would leap, then jump again, until it became a “re-burry-iating” routine. I asked my Jamaican friend to calculate how many reggae songs he listened to last week. He said, “I don’t know, mon, I didn’t count bones.” Why did the Jamaican man refuse to pay for his meal at the restaurant ? Because he was already Jamaican for it, mon! Riggle mi dis, riggle mi dat: What happens 1 time in a minute, 2 time in a week and 1 time in a year.

Why did the reggae singer never complain? He always saw the good vibrations in every situation, mon!” Why did the Jamaican big boy start a record label? He wanted to showcase the best of Jamaica’s reggae and dancehall music!But one day the radio stopped playing so he decided to open it when he looked inside he saw a dead mouse. At a Jamaican dance party, I asked a girl for a dance, and she replied, ‘Hold up, mon. Can you handle my dancehall moves?'” This Jamaican dude was taking a pee on the side of a building in Queens and this American sees him. Short jamaica puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The jamaica humour may include short destination jokes also.

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