Oh My Goth: Jokes for When You Feel Dead Inside

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Edgar Allen’s Coffee House (Edgar Allen’s is a play on “Edgar Allan Poe,” a renowned gothic writer) Freddy Krueger tried to pursue a career in music, but he couldn’t get a decent glove on the guitar. I met a gothic illusionist recently, and he said he could make himself “disappear” into thin air. I replied, “How very vanishingly dark of you!”

How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb? All of them. First Peter Murphy does it, then Andrew Eldritch does it, and then the rest of them argue endlessly over who did it better. The gothic therapist told me to stop being so negative, but I assured him that bringing light into the darkness is my specialty. goth #1: I'm so goth the people in the grocery store have refused to sell me any cereal other than Count Chocula.

The vampire couldn’t become an actor because he had stage fright and always found himself in a coffin up his lines. Did you hear about the gothic fashion designer? They always create garments that are perfectly suited to your “ghoul”ish style. Gothic Out of Style: Graveyard Shifts in Clichés (Puns on Cliches) I used to wonder why my history teachers loved to teach about the Roman Empire so much. I think I get it now. They both hated vandals and goths. The gothic gym instructor told me that I need more exercise, but I think my obsession with darkness is enough to keep me in shape.

But what better way to spend a rainy Fathers Day than reading 46 of the most hilarious your da jokes you sent in. Grave and Barrel Pub (Grave and Barrel is a play on “Grave and Barrel,” referencing the macabre theme) Gothic Bliss Records (Gothic Bliss combines the dark aesthetics of gothic culture with a positive feeling)How did the gothic hairstylist create the perfect hairstyle? With a cemetery brush and a tomb comb! Why did the gothic architect always design dark, eerie buildings? Because they wanted to create a “stately” haunted home. Again we did receive all the replies saying 'your da reads the Echo' (or that your da works for Echo, or that your da sits in the Echo watching ITV all day). So, thanks for those. The gothic artist painted a portrait that captured both the shadows of the soul and the light of the spirit, a paradoxical masterpiece. Why did the gothic novelist always carry an umbrella? She needed constant shade for her dark inspiration.