How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives

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If your cat is willing to talk back (and most cats are), let them know that while gun safety is important and we want everyone to be safe, not everyone can just stop using guns altogether! The 'How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety' review is a satire book that provides humorous tips on how to keep cats safe around guns. Some have said that our cats might have greater loyalty to other cats than to their country, but this is patently untrue. Here is a quick description and cover image of book The American Association of Patriots Presents: How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety written by Zachary Auburn which was published in .

How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety by Zachary Auburn How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety by Zachary Auburn

As I said, this book is good for some chuckles as long as you don’t think too hard about the fact that someone, somewhere is using the same or similar arguments to support their beliefs. When you finally do decide to have the talk with your cat, make sure it’s in a quiet place, free from distractions.

It may take some time, but your patience will pay off when your pet becomes more aware of how dangerous firearms can be for them. The primary concern when it comes to keeping your feline friend secure should be minimizing the possibility of an improper handling of the gun, accidental discharge of the firearm, and shot. Move any safety devices such as trigger locks into place before handling firearms around them; this is especially important if you have inquisitive kittens who may otherwise be tempted to explore areas where you don't want them to-like inside of unlocked weapons cabinets!

How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: and Abstinence

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On teaching your cat about sex: “Abstinence is committed to eliminating the dangers of premarital sex, whereas contraception-focused sex education tries only to reduce it. But until your cat has practiced in the controlled setting of a reputable and licensed firing range, you cannot assume that they have the skills necessary to operate the gun safely. Over 40 percent of firearm accidents involving cats are caused by improperly trained felines attempting to shoot birds out of trees: accidents that lead to the wounding or death of tens of thousands of humans and cats every single year. The most important thing to remember about cats is that they are sensitive to our emotions, and can sense when you are stressed.It is the duty of all American citizens—as well as their cats—to be able to use and maintain a firearm. Cats are curious by nature and will often try to get into places where they shouldn’t be: closets, drawers, cabinets and more. While it does have the potential to cause injury, the same is true of cleaning chemicals, knives, and matches.

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Never forget: your kitten’s curiosity, clumsiness, mischievousness, and lack of problem-solving abilities can be a deadly combination! While cats certainly don’t mean harm when entering any restricted space with dangerous items, pet guardians need to be aware that these precautions help maintain a safe household environment overall — regardless if an animal companion is partaking in any recreational shooting activity or not! Pets are counting on us to keep them safe, and it’s our job to tell them exactly how we plan to do that. Wear eye protection: If possible, when shooting outdoors, wear appropriate eye protection such as safety glasses so stray shot won’t harm those nearby and including your furry friends!Surely with all these precautions you don’t need to talk to your cat about responsible firearm usage, right? Place your cat on your lap and make sure to give them lots of pets while you’re speaking to ensure that you have their full attention. If you are trying to show him that there’s nothing to worry about, then make sure that you keep your body language relaxed and open. All the safety training in the world will do no good if your cat isn’t purrpared with the specific tactics and strategy needed against a given foe. If a firearm or ammunition is left out, cats could accidentally trigger the firearm or eat the ammunition, which can cause serious damage or lead to death in worst-case scenarios.