Daft Dictionary (Microfax Jokes Books)

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The accountant testified “the attorney is my brother,” but, the attorney testified that he did not have a brother. A young boy was rushed to the hospital emergency room, but the ER doctor saw the boy and refused to operate.

If a doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one pill every half-hour, how long would it take before all the pills had been taken? There are three important rooms in a house; one is filled with money, another with important files, and the last with jewelry. Our hero slammed the brakes and exited her car, storming towards the boat and the still-rowing fair-haired woman . For more seasonal joke inspiration, we have a comprehensive guide to the best Christmas jokes for you to try out.

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