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The Little Book of Toilet Jokes: The Ultimate Collection of Crap Jokes, Number One-Liners and Hilarious Cracks

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I was in Russia listening to a stand-up comedian making fun of Putin. The jokes weren’t that good, but I liked the execution. Breaking! Justin Trudeau moves to make Canada’s National Anthem gender neutral. Not to be outdone, Trump has drawn a d*** on the US Constitution. Erich McElroy Desperately Unfunny Dan – parody of barrel-chested Desperate Dan who tries too hard to amuse people with his superhuman feats of strength.

Arsehole Kate – One-off parody of Keyhole Kate in which Kate instead likes to look up people's bottoms. Captain Unreliable – A superhero who fails to save the day because of oversleeping, his car breaking down, etc.

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Feet and Two Reg – Two neighbours (who as the title suggests are called Reg) who are due to enter a competition where their diseased feet are to be judged where one of them trying to ruin the other's chances by curing his bad feet, but failing. Ok, ok, I was at a friend ́s house and we were watching a Christian film…” The detector beeps. “Fine! It was a p*rn!” A woman is walking down the street, when she crosses a corner in which a drunk man is leaning. Seeing her, the man screams: you’re one ugly gal!

Max Power – a breakdown mechanic who, instead of repairing cars, re Hermit the Frog - A one-off three-panelled strip about Kermit the Frog from The Muppet Show living in a shed with the curtains closed.Luvvie Darling – a melodramatic and self-important thespian who is completely talentless. He presents himself as an A-list actor but is only offered very minor (and ultimately humiliating) roles. Darling is depicted as an exaggerated parody of old-school British Shakespearian stage actors: pompous, bombastic, profligate and pretentious in his use of literary quotes, and habitually referring to famous, real-life actors in familiar terms (such as "Dear old Larry" for Sir Laurence Olivier). Darling's name is a pun on the insincere and over-affectionate terms, "luvvie" and "darling" that actors and actresses are stereotyped as employing with each other. (for a good example see 'Absolutely Fabulous' starring Joanna Lumley and Jennifer Saunders) Donald Trump is doing all he can to raise the living standards of ordinary Americans. Particularly ex-porn stars. (Photo: AP Photo/Susan Walsh A bloke goes into a bar with a meat and potato pie on his head. He's asks the barman for a pint of lager and is served straight away. As the barman is giving him his change he looks at the customer's head and says "Excuse me mate, but did you know that you've got a meat and potato pie on your head?" The bloke replies "Yes of course I do, it's Tuesday". The barman, feeling very confused, said "No it's not, it's Thursday" and the bloke replied "Bloody hell I must look like a complete w****r!"

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