Dork Diaries: Drama Queen

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Boy, was I mad and tensed! I was sweating, and I could have actually saved the world from water scarcity by just sitting in the car! I reached home, decided to read this at the end, and finished my other books. Hmph! Don’t expect a thank-you from me! It’s all YOUR fault that bug was in my hair! It’s probably from those nasty showers I’m being forced to clean. I love this Dork diaries book. My favourite part is when Brianna gets to look after the class pet, Rover, lets say it does not end very well.

The brand NEW instalment from the internationally bestselling DORK DIARIES series, now with 13 million copies in print worldwide! Perfect for fans of Wimpy Kid, Tom Gates, Jacqueline Wilson and James Patterson. I was SURE the whole thing was a big fat LIE! Sorry! But everyone knows Queasy Cheesy pizzas are just NASTY! Had it been a dare for a yummy Crazy Burger, I’d TOTALLY believe it! Brianna, none the wiser, is happy to see Rover and feeds him breakfast, which is some Princess Sugar Plum cereal rather than fish food. Mrs. Maxwell gets a call from Brianna's teacher, and it turns out that the goldfish Brianna killed wasn't the first one. The fish had to be replaced multiple times. Brianna is not ready for keeping a pet goldfish. She is also saving up for a mermaid. Later, Nikki talks to Chloe and Zoey about the Brandon situation. The plot was cool; the exposition, conflict, climax, and resolution was satisfying. The drawings were nice too.This book is perfect for some light comedic reading. If you're looking for a profound children's book, try One Safe Place or something of the like. If, on the other hand, you have an 8 year old daughter that likes to both read and laugh, hand this to her. As someone obviously older than an 8 year old, I can't love it the same way.

Tales from a Not-So-Fabulous Life • Tales from a Not-So-Popular Party Girl • Tales from a Not-So-Talented Pop Star • Tales from a Not-So-Graceful Ice Princess • Tales from a Not-So-Smart Miss Know-It-All • Tales from a Not-So-Happy Heartbreaker • Tales From a Not-So-Glam TV Star • Tales From a Not-So-Happily Ever After • Tales from a Not-So-Dorky Drama Queen • Tales from a Not-So-Perfect Pet Sitter • Tales from a Not-So-Friendly Frenemy • Tales from a Not-So-Secret Crush Catastrophe • Tales from a Not-So-Happy Birthday • Tales from a Not-So-Best Friend Forever • Tales from a Not-So-Posh Paris Adventure Or maybe YOU put it in my hair to try to ruin my reputation! I bet you want everyone to think my house is overrun with disgusting bugs! Again. Children's Interest-Humor Children's Interest-School & Education Children's Interest-Social Themes Children's Interest-Comics & Graphic Novels I still can’t believe you put that bug in my hair! I’ll NEVER speak to you again as long as I live!!Nicci lost her diary and it is Macenzie the one who stole it.... Thank God nobody suffered a stroke and we - readers - have the unique opportunity to get inside Macenzie's head, since she is the one who writes in the diary for almost half of the book! Welcome to Nikki Maxwell's aDORKable world and the mega-selling Dork Diaries series – now with over 50 million copies in print worldwide! Theodore L. Swagmire III • Violet Baker • Jessica Hunter • Marcus • Marcy Simms • Amanda Hollister • Mr. Maxwell • Mrs. Maxwell • Principal Winston • Mrs. Wallabanger • Grandma Maxwell

Props to the author for also reminding us that Brandon isn't just some nice guy, he has feelings who doesn't just let anything slide. When he said to Nikki" with friends like you who needs enemies?!" I was just like "ooohhhh, she better get some ice for that burn!"

Sorry, but I could only take so much of Miss Thang talking TRASH right to my face like that! So I got all up in HER face and said... Rumor has it that my CRUSH kissed me (at a charity event last weekend) on a DARE merely to snag a FREE large pizza from Queasy Cheesy!