The Best Ever Book of West Ham United Jokes

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Fans joke Everton star Dele Alli should be 'arrested' after footage of PINK summer haircut is revealed online, with one keen on seeing Sean Dyche's reaction Second,” he says, “she must be deaf — so that even if I should cry out in my passion, she will not be able to recognise my voice.” Part of Old Trafford's concrete ceiling falls on Manchester United supporters during derby as the state of the once iconic stadium falls further into disrepute Rio Ferdinand tells Gareth Southgate to 'FREE Raheem Sterling' after balking at the Chelsea star's omission from the latest England squad last week

Russell Brand. James Cordon. Ray Winstone. Steve Harris. Danny Dyer. Phil Jupitus. No, you haven’t stumbled onto a Celebrity Come Dine With Mein the seventh circle of hell. These are just a few of the famous faces that have a hammer-shaped hole in their heart. Micah Richards turns heads with VERY bold white suit for CBS' Champions League roadshow in Miami... but Kate Abdo still finds time to poke fun at ex-Man City star in her hilarious intro Typical West Ham, always getting something for nothing. Players on frees, stadium via the London taxpayer, Europe in 10th. Geezerbloke, London. EXCLUSIVE: Sky Sports PULLED an interview with Mayor of Manchester Andy Burnham calling for the Premier...Brazil 'could face a points DEDUCTION in World Cup qualifying or be forced to play in an empty stadium' with FIFA 'set to open investigation'

Allardyce is expected to depart Upton Park after guiding the club to the Premier League in his first season

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Nuno Espirito Santo, Rafael Benitez and Sean Dyche are all viewed as potential fire-fighters for West Ham,’ says the Telegraph, but West Ham do not really need a fire-fighter as they have conceded only 25 goals in 19 games, giving them the best defensive record in the bottom half of the Premier League. Phil Foden SLAMS Man City's first-half display against RB Leipzig, labelling it 'the worst' he's ever... The two biggest shareholders of West Ham United are David Sullivan and David Gold who both made their fortunes with adult-orientated businesses. The duo own more than 85% of West Ham’s shares with the balance held by a number of smaller investors. Ground: I agree. Rafael Benitez’s name has been mentioned and if he is a possibility I think that is the change they need with the move to the Olympic Stadium looming. Climb in, Father. I'll give you a lift!" The priest climbed into the passenger seat, and they continued down the road.

The Pope is horrified, and makes it clear that he would rather die than betray his vows. But the Cardinals and Nuncios and all the prelates in the Vatican plead with him to reconsider. The Church desperately needs his able leadership, and surely God can forgive any sin. . . If you had just woken up from a coma you would swear that West Ham had just won the treble & the Grand National, not moving house.Brazil vs Argentina timeline: How one of world football's fiercest rivalries descended into chaos with fighting between fans and police