HR Jokes for HR Folks: 250+ Human Resources Jokes

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Boss: Well, there is now! After you left yesterday saying that you had to go to your grandma's funeral, she called the office looking for you. My boss is very easygoing. He told me to not think of him as a boss, rather think of him as a friend who is never wrong. 50. Teamwork Why do you have a sandwich named Kevin on your desk?""It's for my lunch break, but he also helps with my spreadsheets!" He replied, “Well, yeah, it is, but I’m in the kitchen remodeling business, so I’m supposed to be counter-productive.” 28. Changing light bulbs

A bad day at work can make you want to pull your hair out. But sometimes, all you need is a good laugh to make it through the day. Here are some funny HR jokes that will hopefully help you make it through your next shift. Why did the HR manager start a car dealership? They wanted to drive the best talent to their organization.I asked if I could leave work early the other day, and the boss said, "yes, if I made up the time." I said, "sure, it's twenty past fourteen." Employee 2: Be quiet, they’ll hear you. They lurk around in disguise, waiting for us to make a mistake. Why did the employee become a gardener? To “cultivate” their green thumb and a better work-life balance. A company was searching for a few candidates to fill in some positions in a company. The recruitment agency called the company and told the HR manager, “Sir, we found some candidates as per your requirements. How do you want their placements?” Why did the HR manager bring a ladder to the office? They wanted to reach new heights in talent acquisition.

Boss: Can you work this weekend? Me: Yeah, no worries, but I'll probably be a bit late as public transport is slow on weekends. Boss: What time will you get here? Me: Monday. It was the second interview session between an HR manager and an engineer. They talked long and it was time to discuss salary. Can we please talk about what to do in this situation?” I am sure this is the conversation that happens every minute in HR circles. Every time they convene a meeting, they have something important to discuss. 30. Push, push 🙌🏻 We humans are all prone to bias. Bias influences the decisions we make and it tends to shape the way we perceive the details, preventing us from looking at situations...Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it on a fruit salad. 37. Ruined days In the recent past, social media is flooded with a flurry of memes related to some hilarious HR jokes. Listed below are some of the jokes: The bartender looks confused. This goes on for a while, and after the fifth beer the bartender is totally confused and asks the man, "When are you going to pay for these beers?"

This is how HRs feel every year, not just 2020. Every day is a challenge. THIS IS SPARTAAAA! Wrapping up… Did you hear about the man who lost his job at the HR department for signing the complaints letters with his initials? Guess who is fixing things and helping employees make career pivots- your HRs. 35. Code Red: It’s a Monday 😵‍💫 I don’t understand,” the HR manager stuttered. “I was here the other day, and there was a golf course and a country club.” We ate lobster, danced, and had a fantastic time. All that remains is a filthy wasteland of junk, and all of my friends appear unhappy.” No matter how important they are, they are still under-appreciated. You might want to be more appreciative of what they do for the organization.

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Why did the sandwich named Kevin get a promotion? Because he was the best thing since sliced bread! Phil walks into his boss's office one day and says, "Sir, I'll be honest with you. I know the economy isn't great, but I've got three companies after me, and I'd like to ask for a raise, respectfully." After a few minutes of haggling, the boss finally agrees to give him a 5 percent raise, and he happily gets up to leave. "By the way," the boss asks as Phil leaves his office, "which three companies are after you?" Phil replies, "The electric company, water company, and phone company." The owner listened to the complaints and finally asked him how he used the fan. The man demonstrated flapping the fan as one would normally do. They take a seat at the bar and the first one turns to the bartender and says: “Whhhhhoooooaaaaaeeeeeyyyyiiiiiaaaalllllllooooaaaaauuu?”