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Welcome to the best collection of wife one liners that will have you laughing for days! If you tell any of these jokes to your wife, she will burst out laughing. ‎ My wife keeps telling everyone that she can read their minds, but she never can. She’s telepathetic. A drunk man walked out of a bar and kept falling flat on his face. He wondered why this was until his wife spoke to him: Shibari or ropeplay is another common kink. As someone who has tried to learn more about it, it’s not as easy as it sounds. Regardless, many partners are happy to safely play with rope in general, even if their dom is not well-versed in it! My wife telling me I’m going to the store with her: I’m going to the store. You can come if you want.” 15) Enjoy these good wife memes and make me a sandwich while you’re at it!

We take pictures with a Canon Rebel T6 and our smart phones. It just depends on what we are doing, whether we choose the full sized camera or our handheld devices. Certain terms surrounding kink might seem foreign to those who haven’t experienced them but make perfect sense to those who have played around with non-vanilla activities or kink. when I posed this question to my wife of 30 years: “Will you still love me when I’m old, fat, and balding?” She answered, “I do.” Some might find that they fit, firmly, in the sub role and don’t want to dom or switch: Kinky Memes for People Who Get It A man approaches a very beautiful woman in the supermarket and says, “You know, I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?”If you could see the world as I do. You would realize how much I love you…” 10) Funny wife memes told me to do it. You're Still Mine: Post a photo/video of the reclamation sex with your significant after the date concludes. If you’re seeking for wife jokes, you’ll find lots of them here. Relationships are difficult. Marriage? Even more difficult. Anyone who claims marriage is simple is delusory. Don’t get us wrong: matrimony has advantages. ‎

Don’t be unhappy if you are being used for sex. Sex is awesome. Be unhappy if you are being used for cooking and laundry.” 13) She says, “We’re out of bread. Please go the grocery store and buy one. And if they’ve got eggs, get six.” On the first day of our marriage retreat, the instructor talked about the importance of knowing what matters to each other. All the words in the world could not even begin to describe how deeply I am in love with you, from the first moment I saw you until the never-ending heartbeat you have given me. You are not only my love, but you are my soul.” 3)To the wrongly-rooted feelings of shame we sometimes harbor surrounding our kinky feelings and predilections: