Heathers the Musical

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HEATHER DUKE - 17. Whipping-girl of the 3 Heathers. When she finally becomes Queen Bee, she wields power like a bulldozer. Voice: baritone/tenor, power Country/Gospel belt to A♭, higher welcome. NOTE: Sometimes this actor has played PRINCIPAL GOWAN instead of BIG BUD / COACH. BOY 2: PREPPY STUD – (16-18) Straightlaced, ambitious, blow-dried. Dreams of being even richer than his parents. Voice: bass (up to E) or baritone (up to G#). Speaking to Interview magazine in 2016, Winona Ryder revealed that they almost didn't cast her: "They thought I wasn't pretty enough," she said. "They were trying to get Jennifer Connelly." Ryder, who was 16 during the shoot, had to beg to be chosen ahead of Connelly and Family Ties' Justine Bateman. Boy 3: I don’t want trouble. You’re gonna die at 3 PM. Girl 1: D on’t you dare touch me! Girl 3: Get away, pervert! Boy 3: What did I ever do to them? Students: W ho could survive this? I can’t escape this! I think I’m dying! Ms. Fleming: W ho’s that with Heather? Students: Woah. Heather, Heather, Heather… Heather D enters. Girl 3: … And someone! Students: H eather, Heather, Heather… Heather M enters. …And a babe! Heather C enters. Students: H eather, Heather, Heather… …Veronica? Students: V eronica, Veronica, Veronica! Veronica runs on­stage. And you know, you know, you know, Life can be­ All: ­ beautiful. You hope, you dream, you pray, And you get your way!

The Me Inside of Me” – Veronica, JD, Chandler, Officer Milner, Officer McCord, Mrs. Fleming, Students, Teachers, etc. HEATHER CHANDLER – (17) The richest, hottest, cruelest girl in town. Relishes power and wields it without fear, patience, or mercy. Voice: strong belt to F or higher preferred. Mezzo for chorus. NOTE: In certain choral songs, CHANDLER can switch parts with the other HEATHERS as needed.

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MS. FLEMING - Aging hippie teacher, still yearning for the day the Age of Aquarius reaches Ohio. Hungry for the spotlight, resentful of entitled youth. The Me Inside of Me” – Veronica, JD, Chandler, Officer Milner, Officer McCord, Mrs. Fleming, Students & Teachers Well, if you want it to come true, then meet me at the cemetery. At dawn. Veronica hangs up the phone. Free pussy! And we don't even have to buy it a pizza! What?! They fist­bump and run off­stage giddily. We can start and finish wars, JD, Veronica: W e're what killed the dinosaurs. We're the asteroid that's overdue. The dinosaurs choked on the dust, They died because God said they must. The new world needed room, For me and you. I worship you. I'd trade my life for yours. We’ll make them disappear, We'll plant our garden here… Plant our garden here. Our love is God. Our love is God. Our love is God. Our love is God. Our love is God. JD approaches Veronica with a gun in his hand. Veronica stares in a horrified fascination. Whoa, wow… Is that real? Yeah… But we're filling it with "Ich Luge" bullets. Ich Luge...? What? My grandad scored them in World War II. They contain this powerful tranquilizer. The Nazis Replace “Blue” with “You're Welcome,” a new song created by the authors that adds Veronica's perspective.

there’s a river of pressure that keeps building up and it really hurts! I mean, it’s science, y’know?Shipped with (or after) Rehearsal Material. This must be hired as a condition of the License to produce this show. Age of Aquarius reaches Ohio. Resentful of today’s entitled youth, protective of the underdogs. Despite a penchant for self-promotion, genuinely cares about the students in her charge. The band was as follows: Conductor/Keyboard ........................ Guitars ....................................... JD - 17. he is darkly charismatic, compelling, attractive, charming on the outside yet very damaged on the inside. Keen smarts and strong inventive comedy. authority when I tell you that the way to eliminate suicide is by first eliminating fear by creating