How Dare You!: Max And Paddy Notebook Jotter

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News Manchester’s libraries are becoming ‘warm spaces’ with FREE hot drinks and Wi-Fi this winter Emily Sergeant Depraved Homosexual: While Raymond The Bastard is more evil than depraved, his first scene features him in the shower being lathered up by two of his cronies and complementing Paddy's genitals. Vocal Evolution: Max's voice is different than in Phoenix Nights because continuing it would have risked long-term damage to Peter Kay's voice. Brian Potter squeezes a few indignant utterances of his signature phrase: "I don't know if you haven't noticed but I'm disabled" into his short cameo in Episode Four.

Gag Penis: [[Gayngster Raymond the Bastard]] says Paddy has one of these, "like a young Burt Reynolds."Camp Gay: Pepe, Raymond The Bastard's ( the kingpin of the prison wing where Max and Paddy end up) boyfriend. Roguish Romani: Gypsy Joe, played by Mrs. Brown's Boys actor Brendan O'Caroll. Supports the lads in stealing a widescreen TV from a supermarket centre. Psychopathic Manchild: Apart from being murderously violent, Billy the Butcher spends time engaging in trivial debates with Paddy over correctly guessing the theme tunes to popular TV shows, where Paddy insists on going by Exact Words including the creators as well as the show titles. Apparently, he wasn't much better as an actual child, stabbing his careworker 18 times with a potato peeler for making him play with a jigsaw puzzle that he didn't like.

What's wrong with it? Why do you keep buyin' cheap crap, bloody 4p beans and Al-Qaeda water? Because it's cheap. The pair arrive in London, and immediately have an altercation with the traffic police. Later, Max spots in a local newspaper a 40th birthday message for his old school friend Kevin 'The Wolfster' Wolfson, who had moved to London some years before. Max and Paddy turn up unannounced at his birthday party and surprise 'The Wolfster', as well as several other old faces from home present for the party. Tina (played by Lisa Hammond), Max's one true love mentioned in the previous episode, turns up. Max tries to make amends with her, and discovers that she is actually married to, and has a child with, The Wolfster. Even Evil Has Loved Ones: Raymond, the main antagonist of Episode 4 clearly loves his boyfriend Pepe, and vice-versa. Parallel Porn Titles: Paddy owns a DVD of Charlie's Anals and later appears in a film called Willy Wanker and the Chocolate Factory. What? Get up! I'm not a rag doll, you know! I'm gonna show you some simple moves You're gonna show me how to dance? Yes.

Luxury Prison Suite: Max and Paddy get one complete with duvets, a box of Terry's All Gold chocolates, and satellite TV after making out that they are rich gangsters and promising Raymond The Bastard 60% of their non-existent loot. An Offer You Can't Refuse: Raymond makes one with Max and Paddy for his share of the (fictitious) treasure they're pretending to have stolen. New survey reveals almost half of all British households were ‘too scared to put the heating on’ last winter This article needs additional citations for verification. Please help improve this article by adding citations to reliable sources. Unsourced material may be challenged and removed.