Morningwood: Everybody Loves Large Chests (Vol.1)

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Jack of All Trades: Starts off as the monster equivalent of a rogue, relying on stealth, ambushes, and shapeshifting to trick and instantly slay its victims while bypassing a straight fight. The long dead Elf Empire once enslaved most other species and conducted horrible experiments on their fellow enlightened beings.

Uncanny Village: The alraune ranch she runs appears to be inhabited entirely by extremely attractive women that put even high-class concubines to shame. Nuke 'em: Nagnamor's ultimate ability, Armageddon, which detonates himself in a massive explosion that sets the very air on fire. Yet, an undefined thought spread in it’s brainless little head: his surroundings were suspicious, what with all the blood and discarded gear, and might scare off potential food.Redshirt Army: It's almost guaranteed that any character who gets a point of view will be killed by Boxxy, from beginner adventurers all the way up to Heroes. Finally I got my hands on second book in Neven Iliev series Everybody Loves Large Chests, “ Fizzlesprocket” ( Everybody Loves Large Chests 2; ASIN B07B42T4YD; 306p. Cosmic Plaything: Once she is revealed to be the Hero of Chaos, she will readily rail against the God of Uncertain Outcomes' constant and overt interference in her life, citing that she has to deal with any of her actions possibly causing death and destruction wherever she goes.

The Unpronounceable: His real name is Katorolomaongott, though it is unclear if this is his full name or not. Has especially strong feelings against blasphemy, but strangely the Taboo that draws his greatest ire is. There are reasons for going to war, but it ultimately boils down to who survives the conflict over actual morality. It allows them to indulge in said urges as much as they want, as long as their actions don't get in the way of its plans. In more than one occasion Xera has stated that she loves watching her master manipulating others and weaving webs of intrigue and mayhem.Took a Level in Badass: Started getting stronger with Boxxy's training, but it was her transformation into a golem that made her really dangerous. Defiant to the End: Everybody who knew him at all agrees that even if he did survive falling behind enemy lines, Faehorn was as good as dead since as he wouldn't know the meaning of the word "surrender". Even Teresa, the Goddess of the Hammer didn't manage to kill the creature because it hid inside its own storage, ignoring the massive damage and pain it would suffer to do so. Bonus points for the narration noting that he is actively trying to scream, but the slime covering him is preventing him from doing so. Insatiable Newlyweds: Although not legally married, the elf-catgirl couple indulge in promiscuous activity extremely often.

When the stalker says that she is in love with Boxxy, Xera thinks that Drea might be mistaking love and hunger, something normal for her race (stalkers represent the sin of gluttony). The closest thing to a romantic relationship that Boxxy has is with Fizzy, after she becomes one of the shiniest people on the planet. Power Gives You Wings: As a Ranked Up Monk, Zone can fly on a pair of angelic wings that materialize at will. Surrounded by Idiots: Has been shown to be quite knowledgeable about a wide range of topics, unlike all of the people and demons he has to work with.

Then again, he did create The Beyond, and with it Demons, Ruin magic, and Demonology all by himself, where the other gods are largely limited to empowering mortals to act on their behalf. The only excuse that left me reading was the fact that she was given great power, and as sincere an apology as one could give under the circumstances, including the improvement in behavior towards her.

Where, carefully navigating social webs, mimic does his best to gather the required teachers, contacts, friends, and things… People alike. In Series Nick Name: "Carl" is merely the alias he uses when conversing with mortals, mostly because it's easier to say than his real name. War Is Hell: What it's like for common soldiers (levels 30-40 usually) to fight in wars alongside and against transcendent beings (level 100+).

One nosferata was abandoned by her parents at birth because she was hideous (jaw droopingly gorgeous by non-nosferatu standards), they use lead for currency because gold is worthless, they are nocturnal, and encourage bullying in children. Insatiable Newlyweds: Xera and Kora, after their first time, go at it all the time, including when they are just walking from one place to another. Bizarro Country: The Nosferatu country is inhabited by dark elf-like people to whom Bad Is Good and Good Is Bad. I Have Many Names: The God of Chaos, who introduces himself as Bob, has a new name every time he is mentioned in dialog or narration. Read the Fine Print: Often has to remind mortals to do this when agreeing to a summoning contract, and laments the fact that many of them don't.