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Citizens' Advice: irate and often illogical complaints from members of the public about goods, services and employers, usually concluding with the question "where do I stand legally?" I remember reading this article on Gawker last month that said according to a new study, cursing helps to numb pain. That’s right, it can be a painkiller! That suits me much better than trying to meditate or whatever calm methods people use to get rid of pain. Cheese and Wine: satire of boring 'small talk' made at parties, such as 'I hear Peter's new business is in trouble' meeting with the reply 'Peter's a cunt' Find sources: "Modern Toss"– news · newspapers · books · scholar · JSTOR ( August 2010) ( Learn how and when to remove this template message) Underground wolf gobbler: a giant semi-human monster that pops up out of the ground and eats things, bears a passing resemblance to Rupert Murdoch (Actually editor Rob Hill's father Bob)

In Autumn 2012 Modern Toss collaborated with Sensei Games [15] in the design of IOS game "Sneezeman:Escape From Planet Sneeze" [16] which has 84 levels and 7 game zones. Standard: This service is sent via Royal Mail 48 and aims to deliver between 2-3 working days, although RM advise it can take up to 5 working days. Peace & quiet: a man who seeks peace and quiet in his garden, but is plagued by noise from neighbours and others nearbyA creation inspired by the Periodic Table, The Periodic Table of Swearing design was featured in the 2011 book Information Graphics, which documents the history of classic presentation of information through design. Written by Sandra Rendgen and edited by Julius Wiedemann, it is effectively a survey of data visualisation, published by Taschen. [7] Since 2004, eight issues of Modern Toss have been published as comics, plus one Christmas Special in 2007. Only Issues 5 to 8 are still in print and some of the early editions are now highly collectable. Prince Edward, Royal Entrepreneur: the prince tries to make money out of anything associated with the royal family, no matter how tasteless

Premium: This service is sent via Royal Mail 24 and aims to deliver betwe en 1-2 working days, although RM advise it can take up to 3 working days.There is a wide variety of Modern Toss merchandise, including T-shirts, soft toys, DVDs, books, comics, magnets, posters, art prints, games and beer. In June 2018, Modern Toss launched two beers ("Horse Piss" and "Ditch Scooper"), brewed by Goldmark Craft Beers of Arundel. [3] Tag lines [ edit ] The Periodic Table of Swearing android App was released in 2011 [13]. In 2013 The Periodic Table of Swearing became available online in HTML 5 [14] Mr Tourette: a French sign-writer who produces offensive signs bearing no relation to his customers' instructions. This usually culminates in his customer being totally unhappy with the work and Mr Tourette calling them "some kind of cunt"