Night of the Crabs (Crabs Series)

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An all out war ensues, with the monstrous crustaceans now swarming onto the helpless community of Shell Island. The military presence on Shell Island is almost completely annihilated by these seemingly indestructible freaks of nature. Only two things I know change a man like that. One's the moon. The other is a woman." He banged a piece of crab with a small hammer. "This feller here is controlled by the moon phases. Somehow I don't think that's friend Klin's trouble." Our hero Cliff Davenport from ‘Night of the Crabs’ is soon on the scene, joining forces with a local fisherman by the name of Klin. The battle is on to protect the local population from these giant ruthless crabs as the crustaceans wage war on the community. The characters are all highly comical in their delivery, with widely exaggerated personalities and clichéd roles within the storyline. The input of the character of Caroline du Brunner in particular is outlandishly amusing, but adds such a perfect injection of lust fuelled sex to thrill any pulp horror enthusiast. Cliff felt that thrilling sensation of his zip being pulled down, her fingers groping inside the open vent and then the coolness of the night air on his warm moistness. He gasped with pleasure. Pat Benson certainly knew what she was doing!

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Immune to Bullets: The crabs. Their hard shells make them impervious to regular small arms fire. And pretty much everything else, too. That particular scene ends with Cliff exclaiming “we must still keep an eye open for those crabs” which is probably one of those things you’re not supposed to say during sex. Red Herring: The military. At first it seems as though they may be responsible for the crabs, but it turns out they're just concerned Cliff and Pat are spies sent to find out about their top secret experimental pilotless plane. Cliff Davenport turned to the pilot. The Professor’s face was lined and haggard. But he was smiling. The author,Guy N. Smith, wrote seven of these crab books. This is the first, published in 1976. The last, Killer Crabs: The Return, was published in 2012. Thats an impressive load of crab-oriented fiction.Guy N. Smith | 1939 -". Literary Heritage West Midlands. Archived from the original on 23 April 2008. Personally, I cry bullshit on this. When you’re a teenager, sure, a strong wind is enough to have you facing north. However, as a 40 year old guy, I can assure you that these things no longer happen “accidentally” and NEVER…NEVER without the owner’s awareness, let alone consent.

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In trying to describe the invulnerability of the Crabs to the inept military leaders, the Prof says, “You haven’t seen these monsters. If you had, you’d know what I mean. I’d have to see ’em blown to smithereens with my own eyes before I’d believe they’re not invincible.”...This, of course, is a classic restatement of the scientific method. Klin, expert fisherman with a mysterious past and a serious tent-pole problem that may be low grade PRIAPISM; So, feast your eyes on the masterful eroticism of Guy N. Smith and ask yourself why he has not achieved success comparable to E. L. James. I like big things,’ she was still staring down at his erection, stroking it through the soiled cotton.” The last 4 categories all have to do with the writing itself starting with some descriptions I just found stupid. Not campy fun, just dumb. Now I admit that I am no expert on Crabs Of Unusual Size or C.O.U.S. (*nods to Princess Bride for the assist*), but the following descriptions of the mega critters just didn’t work for me:This book is NOT called "An Meaningful Exploration into the Depth and Meaning of Classic American Literature."