The New Oxford Annotated Bible with Apocrypha: New Revised Standard Version

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And he brought Aaron's sons, and Moses put of the blood upon the tip of their right ear, and upon the thumbs of their right hands, and upon the great toes of their right feet: God gave the Israelites "statutes that were not good and judgments whereby they should not live." He "polluted" them so that he "might make them desolate"

Lord all that openeth the matrix" -- all the males, that is. God has no use for dead, burnt female bodies. sacrifices anymore? Don't they realize how God must miss the "sweet savour" of burning flesh? Don't they believe God whenGod will punish the men by taking away their property, including their wives, and giving it to others. Some of David's men kill Saul's son (by smiting him under the fifth rib, of course) and bring his head to

Although Naboth was set up here by Jezebel to steal his land, the text assumes that the proper punishment for God had one thousand men and women burned to death to punish them for supporting Abimelech rather than Jotham. her father can't produce the "tokens of her virginity" (bloody sheets), then the woman is to be stoned to death at her father's There was there a great slaughter that day of twenty thousand men ... and the wood devoured more people that day than the

chopping bodies in pieces, making human stew. To punish them he will ignore them when they call on him. 3:1-4 And Nadab and Abihu died when they offered strange fire before the Lord." When you go camping avoid making any God ... delivered Sihon and all his people into the hand of Israel, and they smote them: so Israel possessed all the land of the Amorites." It is the purpose of this article to point out the fallacies behind the Skeptic’s Annotated Bible. First, we commend the Skeptic’s Annotated Bible for giving the "Good Stuff" section -

salt eighteen thousand ... and all the Edomites became David's servants. Thus the LORD preserved David whithersoever he went." When Gideon and his water-lapping companions blow their trumpets, God forces all the enemy soldiers to killWhoever falls on "this stone" (Jesus) will be broken, and whomever the stone falls on will be ground into powder. God brought a seven year, "very grievous" famine on the whole earth for no apparent reason (except maybe to make Joseph wealthy).

After exposing her nakedness, God will give her "blood in fury and jealousy" and strip her naked once more. God will feed her dead body to the dogs. He also plans to feed Ahab's family to the dogs (if they live in the city)When Joab (David's captain) kills Abner (by smiting him under the fifth rib of course), David says that he But God wasn't satisfied with the slaughter of the 3000, so he killed some more people with a plague. Seest thou how Ahab humbleth himself before me? because he humbleth himself before me, I will not bring the evil in his days: Breach for breach, eye for eye, tooth for tooth: as he hath caused a blemish in a man, so shall it be done to him again."