I Love Midgets Mug Funny Gift Idea Novelty Gag Coffee Tea Cup

Product Information

My friend who’s really short had a party the other night and he only invited other really short people. It was just a little get together.

Laugh it up with this collection of mature-audience midget jokes. These jokes feature a dash of irreverence and wit and are aimed towards readers with a more sophisticated sense of humor.I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a ladder the other day and i thought, huh, that’s a little con-descending Why did the midgets decide to create a dwarf convention? They wanted to have a little get together. A midget heads to a job interview. He humbly describes all of the advantages of his height pertaining to the job.

Why was the wife fed up with her dwarf husband? He would always put off doing chores by saying that he’ll get to it shortly.

Where do midget terrorists live?

Why wasn’t the short guy hired to work as a waiter at the nudist colony? The manager told him that they couldn’t risk him poking his nose into other people’s private business. Did you hear the eulogy about the dead dwarf? It said he took much viagra and now’s he’s a little stiff. Humor is believed to have the ability to elevate moods, facilitate social bonding, and engender lasting impressions.

The dwarf replies to him “Sliding?! I wasn’t sliding, I have been trying to get off since 15 minutes ago!” Have you heard about those self-driving cars? Turns out it was just a bunch of short people driving around. The dwarf replies to him "Sliding?! I wasn't sliding, I have been trying to get off since 15 minutes ago!"

You hardly see a short person being fat at the same time. They have to do a lot of exercise going up and down the kitchen. Why do short people have a hard time raising a family? Because they struggle to put food on the table. Get prepared to enjoy a wild ride as we show you the best of midget humor, including smart wit and funny situations.